SKOQ

Some Kind of Quotes

I didn't meet as many people at this fest as I usually do. I went alone, it was kind of cold and rainy, and I think people are still in their winter slumbers, but the people I did meet were great Festers. Like usual, if there's something funny or cool that I was too drunk to retain knowledge of but it should be on this page, let me know.

"Dude, he weighs like 80 lbs. If we don't get the fire going, he'll die!"
- Pup Tent, trying to keep K*** alive at 4am

"Aww, it's cu...ow! It bit me! Ow it bit me aga...OW!!!"
- Chris, holding the baby mole (stupid thing)

"Oh, we are NOT hooking up."
- Amy, rushing it

"Oh my God.....Beans?"
- Chris, unexpectedly finding Beans

"Sooooo....do you have any food that doesn't have drugs in it? "
- Chris, the most sober hippie around

"Honk for the wedding party! ....F*ck you!...Hey! Honk for the wedding party! ....F*ck you!"
- Wise, explaining why he almost got arrested on his wedding night

Amy: "I said to come find me tomorrow!"
Chris (looking at nonexistant watch): "It IS tomorrow!"

"I should probably call my mom at some point and tell her I got engaged. I think I'll wait til I sober up a bit."
- Engaged Girl, a true Fester