I was happy to actually go to a festival WITH people for once! It's so much better when you have a camp, familiar faces, etc. But still, I made friends with lots of neighbors, and tons of random Burners all along the paths. I'll try to hit everybody I need to thank, and if I forget somebody or screw up a name, just let me know, please!

The Beer Knights Would Like To Thank :

• Whoever put the damn thing on...I can't get a straight answer on this to save my life.
• The Vietnam Vets of Fire Camp Lloyd for the site. Not so much for the water balloons launched into civilian crowds, but I'm sure you meant well.
• Camp Solar Blue - Michelle, Jen, Warpcore, Cordain, James (Recon), Beard Guy, Dustin and _________ (I forget your name, girl with the funny shirt about dancing and intercourse!) for taking me in, feeding me, walking me, brushing my hair, and giving me a great Burn!
• Camp Stereotype - Steve The Pirate, Alan the Ever-Intoxicated, Cristina, Bar-r-r-r-bara, Samir, Jose, Ron (call your mother), and that saucy chick that told me about Artscape for all the freaking meat (not you, Ron), Italian lessons (Gratzi!), double entendre, and an interesting soap opera of multicultural romance.
• Camp Pound On The Playa - Missy, Leah, um...uh oh...I sense a beating coming for forgetting names. Anyway, for the paddling, dog cage, warm fire, early morning conversation, and novel experiences.
• Camp Inappropriate Comments - For trying to help me find Michelle.
• The Red Party for having a cool set up and the flaming glass! That was freaking sweet!
• The DC Burner Choir - for the amazing performance of 'Craigslist - The Musical'! Who knew Burners could act?
• Gold Bar - for the drinks.
• Camp Deviants - Especially Maria The Greek for redeeming Greek Marias...almost. (There's a backstory.)
• Camp Slumber - for the neglige and pillow fight.
• Michelle for bringing me in the first place.
• Warpcore for all the music and lights.
• Jen (Mom) for the food and motherly care.
• Boo for hours of feathery entertainment. I'll spritz you anytime, buddy!
• Cristina for honesty, not killing me, and quei baci.
• Steve for cooking and asking lots of questions that I needed to be way more sober for.
• Jose for his stunning portrayal of Don Juan Demarco, minus the diseases...I hope.
• Samir for having really big hair.
• Bar-r-r-r-bara for the singing and language lessons.
• Alan, for 60 straight hours of intoxication.
• Ron for all the flattery, but I'm still into vagina...sorry.
• Blue and Blue's Girl for killing many muppets to make your clothing.
• Smiles and Chris from Camp Big Wooden Thing (that wasn't the name of the camp, but maybe it should've been) for the Swamp Water!
• Jill for being a vegetarian and feeding me something that really wasn't meat.
• Jen the Sexy Librarian for counteracting the ugliness I brought to the camp.
• Aaron, Andrew, and the one chick that was with them (Amber?) for being good neighbors.
• Almond Joy for accepting my honesty on massages.
• All the naked slip-n-sliders! The girl that won, you REALLY deserved to win. You were great!
• Booger for being named Booger and the bullhorn work.
• The girl in the 7th photo on Page 6 of my pics for PDF...for being HOLY FREAKING GOD hot. I wish I remembered you.
• Taz and the super hot chick he got lucky and fell ass-backwards into hooking up with Saturday morning at Camp Red...you arsehole. But I digress...thanks for the Conan pics.
• Pat/Ben/Jennifer at the gate...pick a name dude. No thanks for you til you pick a name.
• Whoever spanked me on my way in....Welcome Home indeed!
• Hunnybear for being Hunnybear.
• The 11 Year Old for all the cupcakes and bodypainting. Happy Birthday!!
• Dave that I slayed last night, even though I don't recall. I didn't feel human til I took that shower, man.
• Robin and the girls that swapped clothes from the portapotties for being my first drunken conversation of the Burn.
• Erin the Astrophysicist for helping me figure out what planets were out. I still think that was Mars, I don't care what your fancy degree says.
• Eye-ass girl...for having eyes on your ass.
• The guy and girl I met by the fire that were talking about SCA...I still think I'll submit before taking on a guy in full plate mail.
• Everybody who breathed, ate, twirled, danced, handled, or otherwise endangered themselves with fire. Great stuff!
• Anybody who held my sword, wore wings, hula hooped, or got naked....there, I just thanked everybody!