It's always fun going to PDF. It's so different than the normal jam fests I hit! They may need to reconsider the timing though, cuz both spring and fall were friggin' COLD at night!

BTW, the "The Beer Knights Would Like To Say 'WTF' To:" is a new feature. Hope you like it!

The Beer Knights Would Like To Thank :

• The Vets for letting us use the land. Very cool! And thanks for not launching waterballoons into the crowds this weekend. Also very cool.
• Gaylon and Shawndra for letting us live next to them. You guys were some of the best neighbors I've ever had!
• Gaylon for the bloody mary's.
• Shawndra for the pork stew!
• CJ for spinning and being CJ
• Mariah and Alfred for winning "Best Couple". Muff-dive for the win!
• Mariah for the hateful note that never got sent and the two rabbits humping that nobody could find.
• Alfred for the Coors Light.
• Patchouli and Brad for the great place to hang out. Good luck in Washington, Patchouli!
• Brad for saving the drunken chickens with his oversized chopsticks.
• The kitten, for being cute.
• TJ for giving the 9th grade teacher her first rodeo.
• The 9th grade teacher for having her first rodeo. There should be more teachers like you.
• Ken for his way with the ladies. I didn't see it, but I heard about it! You really are the man.
• The nakeds, for being naked.
• City Bitch for being a city bitch and the geisha outfit
• Quentin for his multitude of outfits. I like the little baby one alot!
• The guy and girl who were firesword fighting to "All You Need Is Love". That was amazing and I got one of the best pictures of the weekend of you guys!
• That chick who had to test me to see if I could remember all the fests I did this year (look at the Festival Pics page, woman!) and her boyfriend who dismantled some of my armor. Yeah....thanks.
• The red beard guy with the goggles....dude, you broke my camera.
• The Bagpiper for piping at sundown
• Camp 215 for the naked Slip n' Slide et all
• Miss Fidget for bringing business cards to a burn. I didn't see you Sunday morning for the wedding pic!
• The Philadelphia Experiment for all the awesome firespinning!
• Miya and Lucky, just for being really, really cool. Great job with the spinning Miya!
• The Thespians for portraying some beloved '80's movie characters
• Nick Nack and Cowbell (Mitch) for stopping by. Hope you stick with Cowbell...it's a good Playa name, I swear!
• Armadillo and the whole group at the Irish Pub for Boondock Saints and fish & chips
• The guy in the all-black suit for looking really cool. I had to do a triple take before I figured you out!
• The guy who gave me a Yuengling when I didn't even ask for it. That's real class!
• Jason the cookie guy for baking 582 chocolate chip cookies with no drugs in them! They were freaking delicious, too!
• Everyone who helped build the seahorse or stacked wood. You're better people than I.
• The tutu girl for having an awesome tutu. I'm sorry I didn't have anything to trade for it. :(
• Camp ArThou for having a medieval sounding name and glowing alot.
• Everyone in the Conclave who spun before the burn. There was some amazing stuff out there! Fire-rope chick, you were great! And the guy who spit fire was awesome!
• Of course, everyone who held my sword, Excalibeer, throughout the weekend. Everytime someone new touches it, I absorb their soul.

The Beer Knights Would Like To Say "WTF!" To:

• People who leave their underpants on the ground. For serious, people? Underpants? On the ground?
• The soap in the bathroom for having curly little hairs on it.
• Pat and Charles Shortening (or something) for parking so damn close to my friend's car that she couldn't get into it and actually brushed her tire while you did it! Another milimeter and you'd be hearing from her insurance company!
• People who wouldn't pair up in the shower. Save the Earth, people!
• All the people who were at the Spring PDF but not the Fall PDF. We missed you! Come back home!
• The weather, for being boiling hot during the day and butt-cold at night. Contemplate moderation.