"Dude, why did you date-rape yourself?"
- Two guys just walking by. Is that even possible?

"That's the fifth pair of underpants I've seen on the ground. Doesn't anybody keep their underpants on anymore?"
- Chris, getting awkward stares from the nakeds

"Jump through the hoop! Hey! Wake up and jump through the hoop!"
- Some guy with a hula hoop riding on the flat-bed. Pretty sure they're not going to jump through the hoop, pal.

"Look! It's two rabbits humping that nobody can find!"
- Mariah, doing glowstick art in an altered state

"This is the couples side of the showers. You gotta have a girl to go in."
- The best use for guys' showers I've ever heard. I showered twice at this fest because of it!

"Thank God for boobs!"
- Some girl walking by after discovering boobs can get her stuff