Quotes In The Elms

Quotes In The Elms

I found a lot of good people at this fest and we had some great chats. I don't remember most of them, but that's to be expected. Here's what little I can recall and if you got a wonderful little nugget that I don't have, be sure to let me know. Thanks!

"I like your circles."
- Chris, looking at Hula Hoops

"Hey, why don't you go get some wood, there, Paul Bunyan."
- Sleepy Joe, endowing a nickname on Paul Bunyan

"Labatt Blue Man....you win. I don't know what contest you're in, but you freaking WIN!"
- The Red Stick Ramblers, from onstage

"Everybody was looking at me funny and talking about a 9 year old with beer armor on....I think I'm going to take it off."
- Seth, after wearing some Corona armor I made to the stage

Gabby:		"I want my sword to be less floppy."
Chris :		(under his breath)"You and me both, kid."

"Dear God, you're still not empty?"
- Chris, yelling at his stein

Kevin has two pieces of bread with turkey and mayo on a plate.
Kevin:		Girls, come get your sandwiches!
Chris:		Dude, they're not really sandwiches. It's just one piece of bread.

Kevin, looking Chris dead in the eye, folds the piece of bread in half.
Kevin:		Sandwich.

Larry:		Hey, man, do you want a Schmidt's?
Chris:		Why? Do you feel like I need to be punished?

"This is somebody's house?!? Do they have a swimming pool?"
- Shawna, 2 years old, going into a camper for the first time