"Wake up and F*CK!"
- Yelled by some girl at a nearby camp in the middle of the night

"I LOVE buttered stuff!"
- Pretty sure it was the same girl

"I think I ate a bug last night!"
- Patrick on drunken nutrition

"Who cares? I'm CAMPING!"
- Patrick, justifying being a disgusting human being

"Sounds like a great idea! Of course...it's illegal...."
- Chris on the situations

"Glory and Riches!"
- Chris and Patrick

"Muse on!"
- Chris, coining a catchphrase

"Laws were broken...moral fiber was stretched and snapped in half...let's drive away from here like we stole something."
- Patrick upon leaving