Hexing Words

Hexing Words

We were really lucky to hook up with a good group of guys right by our campsite. Between them and Beans, there were lots of funny things said. As always, drunkeness makes me forget stuff,
so if you remember something I don't, let me know.

"Hexfest? HEX YES!!!"
- Chris and Patrick with the motto for the fest

"BEANS!!!!!!"
- Everybody

"Hey, don't hang out down there! I don't want to see you get arrested for trespassing!"
- Beans, protecting the border

"The reason most firebuilders fail is because they graduate to bigger stuff without putting enough little stuff on. I used to be a boyscout. Then I had to do a star project and by that point I'd had enough of it."
- Beans

"FORK YOU, BUDDY!"
- Chris, threatening Tony with a plastic fork

"If I can't find a girl, I'm just going to drill a hole in this tree and take it to the tent with me."
- Lonely Tony

Beans:		"We did have a tropical storm in Pennsylvania last year...it was called Tammy."
Some Jerk:		"What are you guys talking about?"
Beans:		"Tammy."
Some Jerk:		"Oh, I know that girl...she's a whore."

"Mmmm...I got me some brown love."
- Chris while eating a really good brownie

"We could have a tropical storm in southeastern Pennsylvania. We're pretty close to the ocean, relatively speaking."
- Beans the Weatherman (thanks for the correction, Beans!)

"HEY! That's OUR Beans!"
- Chris, after Beans went to another campsite

Hunter:		Hey, man...did you get with that girl?
Shawn:		...
Hunter:		Or can't you talk about it cuz you're a gentleman?
Shawn:		Yeah...but for the record...yeah.

"I will kick your freakin' nipples off!"
- Chris, layin' down the law