I Been 'Heron' Stories

We usually set up camp on Thursday at the Blue Heron. That gives us all day Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday to gather quotes and stories...dependent entirely on our memories, of course. If you remember something I don't, let me know.

"EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Random guy responding to us giving his girlfriend 10's across the board

"Want to hold my sword?"
- Patrick, coining a Beer Knight pick-up line for the ages

"My Goodness! My Guinness!"
- Patrick, furthering the cause of his armor's sponsor

"That's what she said. It's comin' back!"
- Chris, reviving a dead phrase

"I'll answer to any name you call out in the middle of the night."
- Stephanie, the hot little jailbait chick

"Don't be scared! It's not a real dragon!"
- Noni, calming fears about the balloon animals